Beware the DataSquid
The IT people speak in hushed whispers not daring to face the ridicule of the non believers. Some who have seen it have reported strange occurrences after the encounter, many claimed their life has never resumed its normal flow.
"The experience is akin to stroking a furry wall" - one witness claims.
(The infamous furry wall from the movie "Get Him to the Greek")
Brace yourselves my friends for today we come face to face with the one and only DataSquid. At the moment the Seabols might actually be the only felted wool squid usb flash drives in existence. A rare and beautiful creature grown in the secret laboratories of Nifnaks. The DataSquid is almost like the unicorn in flash drives, respect it, fear it, worship it...... its soft wooly tentacles will never let you go.
(Photo from laughingsquid.com)
(Photo from laughingsquid.com)
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